So, I’ve been to Paris, on a sight-seeing trip,
But I didn’t go to the Strip-club in the red-light district,
Pass over the ice-cream I need a lick,
Strawberry flavour,
The taste I will savour!
We travelled on a cruise-ship, on the river Seine,
I writing this flow with my multi-coloured bic pen,
The river Seine: ‘’pretty blonde with laughing eyes’’,
I need salt and vinegar with my fries,
They were French fries, get it?
I crack a good joke, I have wit,
We saw the Notre-dame,
When you’re a tourist in Paris you need to get with the program!
Man, I need a break, for goodness sake!
I’m always writing new flows and putting on big shows,
We saw Pont-Neuf – oldest bridge in the city,
I love the game call of duty,
We went to a restaurant,
I said, ‘Le repas était délicieux’, (luh ruhpa aytay dayleesyuh),
What’s that mean, huh?
The answer is: the meal was delicious,
The beginning of the holiday was auspicious,
After the meal I said, ‘Hey, un autre café?’ (un ohtr kafay)
Make my day, translated is: another coffee,
I’m Matt Davies, a top MC,
Mic Controller,
Oh man, I need a filling next week on a molar,
I spotted a woman in the park with a sausage dog who was a growler,
I said, ‘Comment tu t’appelles?’ ( komon too tapel?)
What’s your name? Your cute, but your dog’s insane!
My chat up lines I maintain,
I said, ‘you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop’,
And then I felt a rain-drop,
So, I headed for cover,
I am a music-lover,
My family and me flew to Paris on an airplane,
I was tempted to order a bottle of champagne,
I never snort cocaine,
I always use my left-brain,
Back to Paris,
The Statue of Liberty; you can see without a fee,
Given to Paris in 1885, Give me a high-five!
It faces West towards original Liberty in New York,
New New York in futurama,
My favorite show, this is the Paris flow,
We went to the Musee d’orsay,
A famous art museum, a converted railway station,
I met a guy in hospital called, ‘Jason’,
Paris where impressionism founded and blossomed,
The art in Paris is absolutely awesome!
Another fact for ya!
Notre-Dame stands majestically on the Ile de la cité, (ill de la sit-tay)
Paris: My favourite city,
The Notre-Dame Cathedral is a gothic masterpiece,
My next holiday may be in Greece,
The musée du Louvre- big art collection,
Hold on I need to do some meditation,
Louvre- contructed as a fortress in 1190,
A Mighty, art collection,
Contructed by a King to protect Paris against Viking raids,
I hold the ace of spades,
There’s an impressive glass pyramid in the courtyard,
I’ll make sure I send you a post-card,
In the Louvre is the famous Mona Lisa,
Painted by Leonardo da Vinci in 1504,
I shoot, I score,
I should play for PSG,
I’m not just an MC,
The musée du Louvre first opened to the public in 1793,
Give me some appreciation,
I’m giving you an education!
Damn, where’d I put my medication!
I climbed up the Eiffel Tower, The world’s tallest building,
Until 1931, hang on I’m almost done,
Tallest until the Empire state building completed,
Their record was defeated,
Eiffel Tower – symbol of Paris,
I need a pint of beer on the terrace,
2 more facts for ya,
Napoleon, after great victory in 1805, promised men,
I have a frog in my throat Ahem,
‘You shall go home under triumphal Arches’,
And built the famous Arc de Triomphe,
For their triumph, what a moment!
Arc de Triomphe
– world’s most famous Triumphal arch- stands 50 metres high,
Turn this up loud on the Hi-fi!
I looking for a new cap that I need to buy,
I’m a Libra not a Gemini,
One last bit of French –
Quelle belle journée! ( kel bel zhoornay)
What a beautiful day!!
Wriiten by Matt Davies 10.11.2019 ©